RichT BMUpper 10:42 Fri Sep 21
West Ham Paris
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Out in Paris for the Ryder Cup anyone know where’s good to watch the whu v mu game Saturday !!
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Crassus
4:19 Wed Sep 26
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Trev
He said he was wearing a syrup
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Trevor B
4:17 Wed Sep 26
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Crassus 2:37 Wed Sep 26
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Joe clocked a dodgy looking toupee and drove to Belgium for the second half
FFS it's spelt TAUPE
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joe royal
2:54 Wed Sep 26
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Ham , stuck on a European tour till mid nov .
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Side of Ham
2:48 Wed Sep 26
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Joe, if I ever get to have the privilege of meeting you let me cock my leg over you then give me a fair headstart to run?
SPLOSH!
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joe royal
2:45 Wed Sep 26
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Four eyed lamp post , going to use that one in the future.
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Crassus
2:37 Wed Sep 26
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Joe clocked a dodgy looking toupee and drove to Belgium for the second half
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Mr Kenzo
2:32 Wed Sep 26
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Seems Joe dodged a bullet if thats the case
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dolph
2:27 Wed Sep 26
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Summary of events
1. Joe royal and Swiss agreed to meet in a Paris pub to watch an England match
2. Joe Royal could be easily identified as a four eyed lamp post wearing a west ham jacket
3. It is unclear what Swiss’ distinguishing features are, but was wearing shitty-brown polo shirt
4. During the match, joe was not approached or recognised
5. Swiss, despite agreeing to meet decided to sit outside with 4 others - a salad dodger and an IC3 male. No descriptions made regarding two other companions.
6. Joe Royal strained his neck looking UPWARDS at the tv.
7. Joe did one at half time, possibly walking past Swiss who was sat outside at the time. Joe was not recognised upon departure.
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Mike Oxsaw
1:22 Wed Sep 26
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Swiss. 11:30 Wed Sep 26
Thanks for reminding me.
There's a new Thai massage parlour in Hornchurch that need a bit of, err, research for my planned new book.
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Dan M
1:05 Wed Sep 26
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Joe and Swiss finally meet - https://bit.ly/2xNS384
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Northern Sold
11:38 Wed Sep 26
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Ha ha ha Ha !!!
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boltkunt
11:38 Wed Sep 26
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Funny thing is, Even MILLY started getting lively at the slurps back in the day, he's the most harmless person you'd ever likely to meet as well!
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Trevor B
11:35 Wed Sep 26
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"So what you expect me to do on slurpos... Start piling into people. you fucking twat"
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"And come say that to my face next time you cunt and not hide behind your keyboard."
pure comedy gold!
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Side of Ham
11:33 Wed Sep 26
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Say Mag-ni-fique, hooker street!
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boltkunt
11:33 Wed Sep 26
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Swiss, I think you've surpassed me on this, you committed WHOicide and within days came back acting like a big man threatening people.
You're quite clearly a sad lonely man. I actually feel sorry for you.
Funny, all these things you're saying about me you had the opportunity to say to my face, you stood in a corner nursing your pint.
Sad sad individual.
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Swiss.
11:30 Wed Sep 26
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Bolty you by far the biggest embarrassment in WHO history. Everyone knows that.
And come say that to my face next time you cunt and not hide behind your keyboard.
Mike. I've been accused of a no show which is a lie. But you're right I should have to explain sad cunts like you who seem to get off on it. But then you obviously have a very dull uninteresting life when you're not bumming your Thai lady boys.
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Northern Sold
11:28 Wed Sep 26
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Swiss. 12:38 Tue Sep 25
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Sorry Joe I was sitting outside on a table with 4 others. I said I was with my agent. "a fat bird" otherwise I would have arranged to meet at the Long Hop a much better pub. One was a black guy and from my knowledge the only one in the place.
Black Guy = Sade
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Side of Ham
11:28 Wed Sep 26
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Yes leave him alone the sleazy cunt was probably just kerb-crawling, plus we no-lifers NEED to hear his life stories hence he feels the necessity to furnish us (© Len Hatred) with his little mitty ditties.
Carry on Swiss me ol' middle-aged duffer.......
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Trevor B
11:26 Wed Sep 26
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Oh and BTW, even sitting down someone that's 6 and a half foot tall would stick out in a bar like a sore thumb. HTH and have a lovely day!
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